Product maker
Kevin
Chief leather whisperer. Cuts, stitches, burns his fingers (lovingly), and occasionally talks to wallets like they're people. Cannot be left unsupervised near new tools. Will stay up until 3am making new products.
Socials, Website & Kevin Management
Jackie
Runs the digital show and keeps Kevin alive and on-task. Master of shipping labels and politely telling the cats to stop scratching at the door.
Head of human resources
Slime
Keeps morale lukewarm and chairs warm. Will sit on paperwork, your keyboard, or your dreams. Enforces breaks by lying directly on any critical task.
accountant
Reginald
Monitors expenses and knocks pens off desks with surgical precision. Has a complicated relationship with spreadsheets and a deep mistrust of calculators.
Customer service
Maude
Extremely available. Will insert himself into every conversation, package, and photoshoot. Believes every visitor is here to see him—and he's not wrong. Provides top-tier customer service.
Product manager/SECURITY
Benjamin
Approves new designs with tail wags and thinks everything Kevin makes is amazing. Literally everything. A true yes-man.
Sales Representative
Marcella
Greet-first, ask-questions-later energy. Enthusiastic about every product and every human. Has attempted to trade inventory for belly rubs. Twice.